BY THE GRACE OF THE BOTTLE
"I was born a ghostly pale kid with bright blue eyes, and the mousiest brown hair you’d ever see. I didn’t feel special until I dyed my hair red at the age of 14…and I’ve never looked back. People constantly tell me that they thought it was real, or that I should have been born a redhead.
I like to think of myself as an honorary one, even though my genes would say differently.
By the grace of the bottle, I will continue to be a redhead until the day I die.”